My walk in life with Him - Isaiah 41:10

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Monday, March 02, 2009

WOMAN

They say woman's the root of all evil. women are troublesome creatures, etc etc.

Do you agree with that? o.o?

Anyway, this is..


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half
an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.



And i sort of don't agree with the "whatever means f*** you" for woman.

What do you think??


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Update it tmr ^^

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